Zeus and Poseidon respond
I could have simply written that this was an informative and highly entertaining post, but Tom's creative writing gave me an idea for how to do this:
Zeus: Well, tropical atmosphere, I don't remember giving you permission to have an interview with that NOAA blogger. And, Pacific Ocean, I don't think Poseidon authorized you to have that interview.
Tropical atmosphere: My apologies, lord of the skies. I'm a huge fan of the ENSO Blog, since they are so interested in me, and I just couldn't resist when Tom invited me on. I will be more careful about accepting interview requests going forward.
Pacific Ocean: I am also sorry, ruler of the skies, and please let the king of the seas know that I apologize. But, the meteorologists with ENSO Blog treat me like a huge celebrity, and just seem to want to get to know me better! I mean, everyone else just seems to want to fly over me, travel over me, and catch fish in me, which makes me feel kind of lonely and used. So, it's really nice when some people just seem interested in getting to know me better as an ocean, and I was honored when Tom asked to interview me. And, when he did, I tried to act professionally and to remember whom I was representing.
Zeus: It's honestly fine. You both did a very good job, and everyone on Mt. Olympus is proud of you. So, tropical atmosphere, feel free to give as many interviews as you want.
Poseidon: Once again, Pacific Ocean, nicely done. You can give as many interviews as you want, going forward.
Tropical atmosphere: Thanks! And, I will do my best.
Pacific Ocean: Thank you, and I will remember whom I am representing.